You Look Like I Need A Beer
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Have you ever seen someone who looks like they've just had a rough day? As if they could use a drink? This funny t-shirt is will put a smile on their face and hey, get you a cold brew! A simple tee, with a little humor; perfect for you or makes a great gift for your favorite beer-drinking buddy or craft-loving relative.
Fit & Fabric
Soft from day one. Built to stay that way.
We use Premium Bella+Canvas 3001 and 3001CVC — not your average giveaway tees.
Incredibly soft — from the first wear
Made with purified Airlume cotton, processed to remove 2.5x more impurities than standard cotton. Super soft and feels like a broken-in favorite, not a stiff new tee.
Minimal shrink. Holds its shape.
Made with a premium CVC cotton/poly blend that’s designed to minimize shrinkage and hold its shape wash after wash. No surprises out of the dryer—just skip the high heat.
Prints that actually last
We use premium full-color heat-applied prints — widely considered the best in the industry. Vibrant, flexible, and built to last; not the kind that flakes off after a few washes. Made with OEKO-TEX® Standard 100 certified water-based inks, so it’s safer for you and a little easier on the planet.
Sizing
Heads up, guys — this runs slimmer than you might expect.
This is a retail fit, not a big, boxy cotton tee. If you normally grab a Large in Hanes or Gildan, grab an XL here. When in doubt, size up — you'll thank yourself later.
Women
True to size for a relaxed fit. Size down for something more fitted.
Everyone
Unisex sizing. Side-seamed for a modern shape — flattering, not boxy.
SHIPPING
Orders placed May 1st to May 7th will not ship until at least May 10th.
- Free Shipping on orders over $75
- Orders are typically processed within 2 to 5 business days. Allow 2 to 6 days for orders to be delivered once it ships.
- Shipping rates are weight-based and calculated by select carriers at checkout.
- You'll receive a tracking number once your item is shipped
RETURNS & EXCHANGES
We want you to LUV your new item(s). Returns on apparel are hassle-free within 30 days. Learn more.