Dogs Only No Kids - DONK
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Introducing our paw-sitively hilarious DONK T-Shirt! Are you a proud member of the Dinkwads and Sinkwads club? You know....Dual Income No Kids With Dog or Single Income No Kids With Dog. Well, this shirt is tailor-made for you! With its simple yet effective design, you'll be making a statement louder than a howling hound.
FUNNY & ORIGINAL DESIGN
The DONK T-Shirt features a bold proclamation: "DONK - Dogs Only No Kids." This shirt is designed exclusively for those who appreciate the four-legged companionship without the pitter-patter of tiny feet. Hey, we get it! Some people prefer wagging tails over temper tantrums, and that's absolutely paw-some!
SOFT & COMFY
Made from the softest fabric known to humankind (and dog-kind, of course), this shirt guarantees comfort as you strut your stuff. Whether you're enjoying a leisurely stroll in the park or engaging in intense fetch battles, the DONK T-Shirt ensures you do it in style.
MADE FOR DINKWADS & SINKWADS
If you're a Dinkwad or Sinkwad, this tee is like your canine sidekick—loyal, funny, and a conversation starter. Wear it to family gatherings and watch as the relatives raise their eyebrows and chuckle nervously. Trust us, the DONK T-Shirt is the ultimate icebreaker!
Grab yours now and join the exclusive club of dog devotees. Spread the woof, embrace your inner Dinkwad or Sinkwad, and let everyone know that your heart is full of love for dogs and pawsitively not kids. Because let's face it, dogs are just better at cuddles, right?
Disclaimer: This shirt may cause intense jealousy among non-dog owners and may prompt them to ask you where they can get one. So be prepared for endless requests and admiration from fellow dog enthusiasts. You've been warned!
Remember, when it comes to expressing your devotion to dogs and your child-free lifestyle, the DONK T-Shirt is a must-have fashion statement. Get yours today and let the world know that you're proud to be a Dinkwad or Sinkwad! Woof yeah!
Premium Quality
We use Bella Canvas tees for ultimate style and comfort.
Unisex Tee:
Our tees are not gender specific and are designed to look awesome on you no matter who you are.
Retail Fit
This means our tees don’t fit like your standard, boxy promo tee. They have a closer fit without being overly tight or restrictive, enhance the wearer's shape and provide a more stylish and fashion-forward aesthetic.
Fabrication:
Solids: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
Heather Colors: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly
Ath. Heather and Black Heather: 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% poly
SHIPPING
- Free Shipping on orders over $75
- Orders are typically processed within 2 to 5 business days
- You'll receive a tracking number once your item is shipped
- Allow 2 to 6 days for orders to be delivered once it ships
- Shipping rates are weight-based and calculated by select carriers
RETURNS & EXCHANGES
We want you to LUV your new item(s). Returns on apparel are hassle-free within 30 days. Learn more.
