Dogs Only No Kids - DONK
Dogs Only No Kids - DONK

Dogs Only No Kids - DONK

Regular price$27.00

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Introducing our paw-sitively hilarious DONK T-Shirt! Are you a proud member of the Dinkwads and Sinkwads club? You know....Dual Income No Kids With Dog or Single Income No Kids With Dog. Well, this shirt is tailor-made for you! With its simple yet effective design, you'll be making a statement louder than a howling hound.


The DONK T-Shirt features a bold proclamation: "DONK - Dogs Only No Kids." This shirt is designed exclusively for those who appreciate the four-legged companionship without the pitter-patter of tiny feet. Hey, we get it! Some people prefer wagging tails over temper tantrums, and that's absolutely paw-some!


Made from the softest fabric known to humankind (and dog-kind, of course), this shirt guarantees comfort as you strut your stuff. Whether you're enjoying a leisurely stroll in the park or engaging in intense fetch battles, the DONK T-Shirt ensures you do it in style.


If you're a Dinkwad or Sinkwad, this tee is like your canine sidekick—loyal, funny, and a conversation starter. Wear it to family gatherings and watch as the relatives raise their eyebrows and chuckle nervously. Trust us, the DONK T-Shirt is the ultimate icebreaker!

Grab yours now and join the exclusive club of dog devotees. Spread the woof, embrace your inner Dinkwad or Sinkwad, and let everyone know that your heart is full of love for dogs and pawsitively not kids. Because let's face it, dogs are just better at cuddles, right?

Disclaimer: This shirt may cause intense jealousy among non-dog owners and may prompt them to ask you where they can get one. So be prepared for endless requests and admiration from fellow dog enthusiasts. You've been warned!

Remember, when it comes to expressing your devotion to dogs and your child-free lifestyle, the DONK T-Shirt is a must-have fashion statement. Get yours today and let the world know that you're proud to be a Dinkwad or Sinkwad! Woof yeah!

Product Features: Retail fit, Light fabric, Tear away label

Solids: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
Heather CVC Colors: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly
Ath. Heather and Black Heather: 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% poly
Marble Colors: 91/9 poly/Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton

Recommended Care: Machine wash warm or cold, inside out, with like colors. Use only non-chlorine bleach. We recommend hang-drying, however, you may tumble dry on low. 
Do not use or do the following: iron design, use a garment steamer or dry clean. It is recommended NOT to use fabric softener or oxygenated laundry products.

Process & Shipping

Most orders are processed within 1 to 3 business days and then shipped out to you as soon as possible. Once your order is shipped, you will receive a tracking number. So you can sit back, relax, and wait for your new tee to arrive!

There may be some circumstances where it may take a little longer. In those instances, we'll reach out to you and let you know via text or email.

We want you to LUV your new item(s). Returns on apparel are hassle-free within 30 days.

Send us an email to within 30 days. We ask that you take a picture of your t-shirt or other item purchased as we expect the item you are returning is in the same condition as it was sent to you - new, clean, and unworn. We'll send you a return label so you can ship back your merch for free.

If 30 days have passed since your purchase, we are happy to exchange it. We do require a receipt or proof of purchase and it must be unworn and in new condition. 

Pick the wrong size or color? Let us know! You can exchange it for the same item. Just send us an email at We ask that you take a picture of your t-shirt or other item purchased. We'll send you a return label so you can ship back your merch for free and send you another color or size. If you go up to a 2XL or 3XL, additional charges may apply.

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